E-MAIL AUTO-RESPONSE by Martin Marks ...I love it..thanks
SHOUTS & MURMURS E -MAIL AUTO-RESPONSE by Martin Marks OCTOBER 25, 2010 Dear Friend, Family Member, Loved One, and/or Business Associate: Thank you for your e-mail, which, if it is under three (3) sentences long, I have read. Owing to the large volume of e-mails I’m receiving at this time, please note that it will sometimes take up to fourteen (14) calendar days, though sometimes longer (and sometimes much longer), to respond to your e-mail; in the interim, please rest assured that I am attempting to address, resolve, or think about the matter you have described, unless, of course, I’m avoiding the matter entirely. Some possible reasons for this include: — Thinking about the matter gives me a headache. —Thinking about the matter takes longer than forty-five (45) seconds. —Thinking about the matter is simple enough, and takes less than forty-five (45) seconds, but, when combined with all the other e-mails in my in-box, it creates a synergy of matterdom, exacerba...