Not a bilingual Joke,...

from my english correspondant Andre
 FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH

His dizzy aunt -------------------- Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes------- Gotta Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia -------------- U Gogh His illusionist-escape artist uncle ---- Where-diddy Gogh His Chinese-Mexican cousin------- Ah Mee Gogh  The Mexican cousin's American half-brother --- Gring Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach ------ Wells-far Gogh The constipated uncle ------------------ Can't Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt ------------- Tang Gogh  The bird lover uncle ------------------ Fla Ming Gogh The fruit loving cousin --------------- Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking -- Way-to-Gogh The little bouncy nephew -- Poe Gogh A sister who loved disco ------- Go Gogh  Niece who travels the country in an RV-- Winnie Bay Gogh                           There Yar Gogh!